Nahhh, my life is awkward.
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My best friend Connor who I've known forever, who I didn't know was gay came out to me at a hockey tournament by kissing me. I was repulsed because I'm straight and I thought that we were always just joking but apparently he wasn't. We didn't talk for a month and finally figured things out. Then my mom is convinced I'm gay and my ten year old sister wants me to marry Connor because he'll dress me well. I found this out from her saying "Mom is Jake dating Connor?" on a six hour long car ride. That was awkward. Oh and are you ready for the finale? During truth or dare, Connor was dared to kiss our other friend Vince and little did we know that this incident made Vince start to realize who he was. Now Vince has dated my creepy ex girlfriend and whore Monika but it turns out he was just using her because he was scared he was gay. And now he is gay and came out to my cousin. Oh and he told Connor and Connor kissed Vince. Vince likes Connor. My mom and sister think Connor and I are getting married. I'm straight. Two of my best friends are gay. It would make my family happy if I was gay, but I'm only gay when I'm tired? If Connor and Vince get together, will that set this thing about me being gay to rest? Probably not....
WOW.
My life is awkward.
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