is hell.
Dear Students of Valley City High School,
I love how none of you give a second glance at me until it gets around that I made out with Eli. Now it's become your goal to make my life miserable. What is this? Some kind of fucked up movie about high school? You don't treat someone this way. I thought you'd all know that by now. Apparently people on flat land don't know what to do with themselves. Thanks for the whispers about me, yelling "Manwhore!" at me when you see me, and of course, a special thanks to the decent human being who decorated my favorite hoodie with the word "FAG" in big black letters during gym class. It really makes me realize how loved I am by the student body. I love you all. And I advise anybody who is gay to come and live in Valley City because they're so accepting here. They really welcome homosexuals or rather people they believe to be homosexuals.
Peace, Love and Taylor Swift, bitches!
Jake (manwhorehairstraighteningtaylorswiftlovingfag)
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